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My Top 30 (stress-free) Goals for 2010

Tuesday, January 12th, 2010

2009 was fab-u-lous!  Published a couple of books!! Gained some gray hairs. Made some great friends. Gained and lost and gained and lost some weight. Wrote. Read. Mama-ed. I suspect 2010 will be even better. But first I better write down my goals.

 

Sooo…Here they are:

 

1.   Stay positive

2.   Write everyday!

3.   Exercise regularly

4.   Don’t stress about not exercising regularly

5.   Drink less caffeine

6.   Drink more caffeine!

7.   Demand alone writing time during school breaks

8.   If my eyes start burning, step away from the computer

9.   Breathe

10.  If I lose sensation in my butt, step away from the computer

11.  Count to ten

12.  Less time on email/Facebook/MySpace, more time writing

13.  More time promoting on Facebook/Myspace

14.  Write stuff down on my calendar so I don’t forget!

15.  Give the kiddos more chores

16.  Stay on top of getting the kiddos to do their chores

17.  Stay positive

18.  Read more

19.  Read less, write more

20.  Eat healthy

21.  Don’t feel guilty about not eating healthy all the time

22.  Drink more wine

23.  Drink less wine

24.  Take up yoga

25.  Don’t stress about not taking up yoga

26.  Stay positive

27.  Be nice to people who don’t understand why I write steamy romances

28.  Ignore people who don’t understand why I write steamy romances

29.  Write more steamy romances!

30.  And, last but not least, stay positive!

 

Now tell me what your goals are. Or not. No need to stress. And don’t forget to stay positive!

 

Viola

www.violaestrella.com

 

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Angel Vindicated

 

 

A steamy (yep, steamy) paranormal romance (or urban fantasy, depending how you look at it) is available now in eBook and paperback from www.cerridwenpress.com

 

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Writing for the Season

Friday, November 20th, 2009

Most stories we write tend to fall into a general time frame—sure, they may happen in summer or spring, but are general enough to be written and read anytime of the year.  Occasionally though, for some fun, we get to step into the seasons and holidays when we write.  New Years, Valentine’s Day, the 4th of July.  And we get to incorporate some of our favorite things into these special books.

 

The odd part about writing stories such as these though is to write in season.  Personally, I find it much easier to write about ghosts and ghoulies around Halloween or that first kiss at the stroke of Midnight around New Years.  It may sound logical, but not as easy as you think, especially longer stories.  Seasons only last so long, holidays are even shorter.  To stay in the mood, I find you need to write a bit differently than usual, at least I do.

 

For me, Christmas has always been a HUGE thing in my home ever since I was a little girl.  I still swear to this day I heard Santa’s bells and saw his sleigh fly overhead during a Christmas Eve caroling night when I was five.  It’s always been such a fun and colorful time of year.

 

While reading and singing with my own two children, I loved the thought of real reindeer games and what events might be held in them.  Being a writer, it didn’t take long for that little idea to snowball into a whole town: Noelle, Alberta.  Well, it turned out this little Christmas town was so much more—eccentric, hilarious, a little magical and full of love.  That snowball started an avalanche and now there are three stories plus a free read that will be coming out this season:  Reindeer Games, Christmas on Parole, A Cinderella Christmas and coming in December a free read, Santa’s Elves.

 

Now, by the time Reindeer Games fully formed in my head, it was Easter.  Listening to Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer while the grass was turning green and flowers were sprouting was a little odd but it did help me stay in the mood LOL.  The next story, however, I planned a bit better and wrote it during the Christmas season—sooo much easier LOL.  I wrote it faster than I normally do for I found the threat of the ending season close on my heels and didn’t want to lose the emotions, the descriptions or the overall sense of excitement the season offered.

 

Writing this way is also odd because writing during one season, may mean fine tuning and editing during the off season—especially if lucky enough to get contracted.  I remember doing my final galleys on A Cinderella Christmas while sun-tanning in the back yard!

 

I must say though, they are some of the funnest stories I’ve written.  I think because when I do, I am full of the feelings and emotions the characters are dealing with at that time of year.  It adds a bit more reality, depth and just plain fun to the whole story.  And what I hope readers feel when they read them.

 

Oh, and I LOVE reading good Christmas stories this time of year too.  Delving into the season, laughing all the way!

 

So, tell me both mamawriters and mamareaders, what seasons do you like to write in, write about….read in, read about??

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Special Guest – Debut Author Kelly Gay

Thursday, November 19th, 2009

I’m excited to welcome my friend and fellow 2008 Golden Heart finalist Kelly Gay to MamaWriters today!  Her debut urban fantasy novel, THE BETTER PART OF DARKNESS, releases next week, and has already received a starred review in Publisher Weekly.

She is a three-time RWA Golden Heart finalist, and recipient of a North Carolina Arts Council fellowship grant in Literature, and is currently working on the sequel to her debut novel and a new Young Adult series.

Please help us welcome Kelly Gay!

kgay_small-author-photoVery excited to be here at Mama Writers, and a big thanks to Kris Kennedy for asking me to stop by and chat!

My debut urban fantasy novel, THE BETTER PART OF DARKNESS , releases next week (Nov. 24th) from Pocket Books, and I’ve been up to my ears in trying to get the word out, deal with revisions on the second book, and still be a mom to my kids and all that entails. I am exhausted.

But my kids, somehow, end up providing the comic relief I need to stop and take a break, to laugh and remember that if I don’t get something done, it’s not the end of the world.

Case in point:

Talking to my editor about author copies, revisions, book signings, etc., while trying to keep my ‘almost 2 yr old’ son in our front yard… Now, usually my editor and I talk during the day when Boy Child is at daycare, but on this particular day he was home. (I did preface the conversation with a ‘Child is Home Warning’.) It was actually going quite well until said child got a hold of the car keys and pressed the panic alarm and then ran down the sidewalk with the keys. My editor had a good laugh at that. Then, Angelic child ran around the car with the keys, continually pressing the button. Let’s just say it was a total phone call failure of epic proportions, and a pretty good example of my writing life with kids.

I’ve been known to duck into closets to take an important phone call. Take my 9 yr old, (who should know better), recently stuck notes under the closet door while I was talking with my agent. Notes that said:

Is it your agent or editor? Circle one.

I am awesome. Just wanted you to know.

Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. I’m hungry. Hurry up.better-part

There are times when I’m exhausted, stressed out, and just need a break from all the jobs that I do. And, sometimes, I stop existing in the present and get so wrapped up in these jobs, always thinking ten steps ahead of myself, that I forget to slow down and live in the moment that I’m in.

But my kids are always there to snap me out of it. Like Charlie Madigan, my single mom heroine in THE BETTER PART OF DARKNESS, my kids keep me grounded, and present, and always moving forward. It’s not easy. But somehow we all manage to get through each day with a little laughter. It might not be at the most opportune time, but I’ll take it.  :-)

Kelly

www.kellygay.net
http://kellygay.blogspot.com

Special Guest – Veronica Wolff

Wednesday, November 11th, 2009

MamaWriters are thrilled to have the wonderful Veronica Wolff back with us today!

Her recent release, LORD OF THE HIGHLANDS, released just last week, and she offered to be with us today, amid the craziness of release time.   And deadline time.  And copy-edits time.  And Mommy-has-to-do-what-this-morning??? time.

She’s giving away a copy of her latest release, LORD OF THE HIGHLANDS to one lucky commentor.

[UPDATE: And that winner is . . Pat McDermott!    Enjoy the fabulosity of Veronica's recent release, Pat, and thanks for chiming in at the MamaWriters playground! ]


So please help us welcome Veronica Wolff!

veronica wolffContemplating today’s blog topic came on the heels of one of my Worst Weeks Ever.

I’d felt much like Jack Bauer on 24, except my terrors are around 4’ tall and, instead of bullets, I raced around dodging things like spilled milk, pencil shavings, and various animal excreta.

The following events took place the week of October 31, 2009.

1.     Mommy eyes 11/1 deadline with wary confidence.

2.     Decidedly un-crafty Mommy stays up late sewing “Headless Horseman” costume for seven-year old son.

3.     Informed the next morning that costume does not resemble “Scooby Doo Headless Horseman” and therefore doesn’t count as valid costume.

4.     Mommy eyes 11/1 deadline with wary…wariness.

5.     Mommy whisks daughter to ER after bizarre playground accident.  (Daughter all better now.  Mommy decides new gray hairs will look dignified.)

6.     Page proofs arrive.  “Yay!  Love seeing the proofs!” quickly followed by “Doh!  That means two deadlines this week…”

7.     Mommy eyes 11/1 deadline with fear.

8.     Mommy re-tackles “Headless Horseman” despite urging from friends and family that task is impossible.

9.     New book about to hit shelves!  Another “SQUEE/doh” moment as realization hits…there is a book signing the night of 10/29, lord-of-the-highlandsmediumoverdue interviews, and one upcoming talk to prepare for…

10. Mommy keeps son home from school with cough that won’t go away.

11. Phone call from school!  Mommy forgot daughter’s field trip permission slip; bus is about to leave; daughter is sobbing in office; can Mommy get there in five minutes before bus pulls out?

12. Mommy now looking at deadline with twitchy eye.

13. Book, proofs, costumes…DONE!  So what that one of the above morphed into The Hunchback of Notre Dame by the end of it all?

14. Mommy caps off week with a bottle of wine and an appalling number of bite-size Butterfingers.

15. Lather, rinse, repeat.

My dear fellow Mommies, I know I really should ask you some serene and reflective questions like: What do you do to keep focused amidst the chaos?  Or, how do you manage to find balance in your busy life?

But you know what? Screw that!!  Jack Bauer wouldn’t reflect.  Jack Bauer would VENT!

So have at it—tell me about one of your craziest times!

A Boy And His Dog…

Monday, October 19th, 2009

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A few weeks ago, we welcomed a new family member.   Meet Cooper, our crazy, adorable little blond Labrador.  We brought him home on a Sunday night and he’s turned our life upside down and added a few somersaults along the way.

Between his love of chewing leaves and bark from the back yard, his enjoyment of chasing my son around (who laughs and yells “Cooper!” at the top of his toddler lungs), and his newfound love of stealing the toilet paper roll out of the bathroom, he’s keeping this Mama on her toes.

But you know what? It’s all worth it.

From the moment we brought Cooper home, both the boys in this house — my husband and my son — were in love.  Starry-eyed, couldn’t stop playing with the puppy, love.   It’s fabulous.   The three of them roll around on the floor together, playing and laughing.

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My husband is in seventh heaven having a dog in the house again.   We lost both our beloved pets within the last two years — the cocker spaniel, Xena was mine, and I had her for 13 years.  Our other dog, Tucker the Golden Retriever, was my husband’s from puppyhood — 12 years.    When Tucker passed away at the beginning of this year, we were suddenly –for the first time in longer than either of could remember, without a dog at our feet.  (literally…Xena used to curl up at my feet, when she couldn’t finagle her way into my lap.)

cooperconnorAnd now, it feels like the house is complete again.  And watching my son learn to play with the puppy, laugh with him, chase him, get chased by him — it’s one of the best joys I’ve ever felt.    And I know that as they grow up, they’ll grow up together.  A boy and his dog, his best pal, his buddy…it’s a relationship he won’t ever have with another living creature.

In this week’s PEOPLE magazine, there was a review about a book called COWBOY AND WILLS: A LOVE STORY by Monica Holloway.  It’s about a young autistic boy and his dog and how that dog changed him.   With such an overwhelming story of love that a dog can bring into a boy’s life.  And that’s certainly not the only story I’ve ever heard of where a pet brought a miracle into someone’s life.

My husband and I joke that this puppy is sort of “his baby.”  When my son wakes up in the middle of the night, it takes barely more than a sniffle for me to wake up and hear him.  My hubby?  Happily in REM sleep.   But now?  It takes barely a whimper from the puppy for him to wake…and me?  Yeah, REM sleep is really nice these days.

I really think it’s a connection that only a boy (no matter how big) and his dog have.  It’s just a sacred, special connection.  And I’m glad I get to watch.

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