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Hooking: It Ain’t Easy . . .

Friday, March 5th, 2010

. . . Hooking READERS, that is! (what did you think I meant?!) *wink wink*

The components of a romance novel are by no means static. Now days, heroes are more heroic and heroines are made of decidedly sterner stuff. Writing is more active and the love scenes are hot enough to singe a gal’s eyebrows.

Amdist all the evolution there is one factor that has remained the same . . . delivering up a hook strong enough to keep a reader coming back for more.

The question on every writer’s mind is: HOW?

During a recent trip to the grocery store (sans kids), I shimmied on over to the book rack to do a little “research”. The world was my oyster at this point! I didn’t have two kids squawking and squalling in a cart to rain on my parade.

I scanned the first pages of six Regency Historicals and was pleasantly surprised with the findings. Some relied on a clever situation to snare my attention while others used the “grab-ya-by-the *bleep*” kind of first line.

The one I bought? I couldn’t resist one of the intriguing first scenes. Although, I will say some of those hum-dinger lines were pretty hard to pass up! Easy to see why those gals get the big shopping money!

So, what’s the magic equation to writing a killer first line? Does such a thing exhist?

Maybe I’m not the one to answer that question. After all, I still believe there are little elves stuffed in a tree somewhere out making all those yummy chocolate covered cookies just for me! lol

I think if someone were to solve this age old riddle, they’d be ga-zillionaires. Bigger than Oprah. Seriously!

The bottom line is: Every writer should know what it is about their genre that appeals to the traget audience. The easiest way to do this is to read A LOT! Call it research, that’s what I do. Ha! If only learning about the Kreb’s Cycle and Glycolytic Pathways had been this fun!

Besides reading, a writer needs to make a diligent effort to spend the time with their booty planted in the chair! Learning craft is only half of the battle. Application is other.

The same principle applies to motherhood. Sure, I read every single pregnancy book in print, but no amount of research prepared me for a newborn who didn’t get the memo on how she was supposed to act. Confusing? Yes. Daunting? A little. Insurmountable? NO.

We’re moms! There isn’t much we can’t do. Shoot, just look at what a little “mommy-spit” on a Kleenex can do for a grubby face! After surviving motherhood, “hooking” can’t be all that hard! :)

What about you? What kind of “hooker” are you? Do you have any insight to share on how to snag a reader’s attention? Better yet, what snags your attention?

For more on Sarah Simas, check out her blog: The Lovestruck Novice and the get in on the round table discussion with her CP group: Friday Night Write

An Ode To Mama’s Boy

Friday, February 26th, 2010

 

img_0001Meet my little mama’s boy! Shoe-in for a cover model career, ain’t he?

I’m not at all embarrassed to say I’m wrapped around this little guy’s finger. The first time I held him in my arms I was lost. Talk about a beautiful baby, but then, I’m extremely biased! J

My first child was born in late 2005. Little did I know seventeen months later my daughter would get a brother. (obviously, I didn’t get the memo on what causes such things, huh? lol) When he was fifteen months old, I noticed my son wasn’t babbling like his sister had done. Two months later, an evaluation revealed his speech was delayed. A lot.

Ever heard of Apraxia? It’s a speech disorder that takes A LOT of speech therapy. Thanks to a year of intense therapy, meaning me driving him to as many as four sessions a week, my boy can say close to ten words. Some of the words he approximates with gestures and sign, but it’s a HUGE turn-around from last January.

One of the first hurdles he had to overcome was learning how to formulate words. Simple sounds like “Oh” and “Ah”. His upper lip was stiff, almost as if novacained. Lots of flutes, straws, and whistles later, he’s a champ at busting out those sounds with full lip curvature. Wah-hoo! (it got very loud at our house!)

When we open a door or a lid, it’s “Oop-en”. He wants to be picked up? It’s “Uh-pah”. My kitchen decor is now pictures of animals and objects to practice saying. Easy words we take for granted, but ones he has to work for. And it is work for him.

Yesterday, we took him to get tubes put in his ears. Two hours later, he was back to full steam AND attempting new words. We’d say a word and he’d repeat it! BIG CHANGE! Some of words he nailed with excellent clarity. With others, he managed to match the syllable breaks. AWESOME! I can’t wait to take him to speech today and see how he does. The results are that fast. The doctor told us the poor guy’s ears were clogged with mucus (even after finishing around of meds), but now he’ll have clear ears for 15 months!

I’m so completely happy! There are no words to define how good it is to see him make another leap.

It’s only been within the last month that he has perfected saying, “Mama”. I love, love hearing him say the word, because I know how hard he had to work to get to that point. Believe it our not, those “M’s” are a pretty high hill to climb. But, he succeeded.

The last year has been a roller coaster more suited for a beach boardwalk than real life, but I wouldn’t change it for anything. I’ve had to reach farther than I’ve ever had to reach before. Trying to juggle everything without throwing my hands in the air in defeat has been a true challenge. I’ve had to learn articulation, spontaneous retrieval, and diphthongs right along-side my boy. Much in the same way I’ve had to learn point of view, character arc, GMC, and all the other ‘good stuff’ about honing my craft. Both take time to understand and dedication to know how to apply correctly, but if he can do it, well, darn it, so can I!

Most of the time, I’m so frazzled I can’t remember what I did the day before! But I wouldn’t have it any other way!

My Kiddos

My Kiddos

When was the last time your “real life” taught you something about yourself?

For me? I learned I had way too much self-doubt and that stubbornness isn’t always a a vice! :)

 

To learn more about Sarah Simas, check out her blog: The Lovestruck Novice or her critique group’s blog: Friday Night Write.

This Is Sure To BOWL You Over!

Monday, February 8th, 2010

I’ve never been a big fan of sports on TV. I just can’t seem to stay focused. Of course, I do enjoy oogling  the linemen and their snug-fitting britches. Wowza! Definitely a diet friendly slab of beef-steak! J

As much as I like “taking in the sights” of the Super Bowl, I typically pay more attention to the commercials. Hey, we’re a “here we are now, entertain us!” kind of nation. Be it Cindy Crawford in cut-offs at a soda machine, mono-syllable frogs, or a granny asking for her beef, we tune in and expect to laugh, smile, and maybe cry.

How does this apply to writing?

I’m so glad you asked!

Using our superior imaginations, *POOF!* the super manly Super Bowl is now a romance novel! The Saints and the Colts are the main characters. (I’ll let your team preference decide who the H/H are. *winkwink*) GMC? Duh! T-D, we want a touch down!

Secondary characters? Why, the COMMERCIALS, of course!

Think about it. The battle of wills between the opposing teams is what draws us to the lazy boy, but it’s the commercials that keep us entertained and engrossed during the downtime. The Super Bowl would not THE SUPER BOWL without the commercials! It’s like bread and butter, baby! They just go together! 

Same goes for a novel. It’s the secondary characters that provide things like comic relief and additional tension to a story.

Take for example, Gone With The Wind. The tempestuous Miss O’Hara would have been completely irredeemable without the gentle guidance and influence of Melanie Wilks. Genuine and selfless, Melanie’s character was the antithesis of Scarlett. Ms. Mitchell knew what she was doing. How many times did the devilish Mr. Butler use Miss Melanie to taunt Scarlett? Too many to count and each time he did- chaos ensued. A perfect point of contention to wiggle between the two main characters . . . and Melanie didn’t have to do anything in particular. She just had to BE Melanie!

Or what about Pride and Prejudiced? Would Ms. Austen’s tale be as intriguing and as legendary without the conflict Mr. Wickham, Lydia Bennet, Caroline Bingly, and Lousia Hurst added? Where would the all the pride and prejudice have stemmed from?

For all the Kenyon fans out there, would the Dark Hunter books be as magical without the character of Acheron? He is in every DH book, but never as the “main character”- not until he gets his own leading man role, almost thirteen books into the series!

We need these secondary characters to act as both buffers and catalysts to round out the edges our larger-than-life heroes and heroines leave behind. For all the non-Super Bowl watchers who are stuck watching the game (like me!), the commercials make the experience. A football game is just a bunch of men whacking the crap out of each for want of a stuffed lemon-shaped ball, but with hilarious and dazzling 30second bits of relief, the day doesn’t seem so tedious. Just like a book can have a pair of unlikely lovers duking it out, but they need something or someone to either drive them apart or meld ‘em together.

The moral of this story? Even a football game can become a writing lesson! Imagine that!

So, tell me, what’s the oddest thing you’ve ever applied an element of writing to?

(ps- I owe a huge thank you to my mother-in-law for inspiring the concept of this post! :) )

 To learn more about Sarah- swing by: The Lovestruck Novice  and her critique group’s blog, Friday Night Write.

Be sure to click on over to The Lovestruck Novice Feb. 10th to scope out the new series called, A NOVICE TO WATCH. Be the first to know some rising stars! The novice in question just happened to be a fellow newbie whose entry kicked my rear in the Southern Heat contest last year.

 

 

Will The Real Joan Wilder, Please Stand Up?

Monday, January 25th, 2010

Remember Romancing The Stone? Shoot, who couldn’t?

I was too young to watch the flick when it debuted in 1984, but easily fell in love with block-buster a decade later. By that point in time, I had already been devouring romance novels by the bag full. So, it was no surprise that I loved every aspect of the storyline, especially the characters.

I wanted to be Joan Wilder.

She was a writer- kind of dorky, but sassy, too. And Jack T. Colton . . .  oh, my! Now, he was dreamy. Brave, adventurous, and devil-may-care, he made the perfect hero. I could watch this movie over and over again. (and have :) )

So, last week, during a particularly rainy and cold day, I popped in the DVD and got ready to be entertained. Instead, I found myself watching the movie through new eyes. Really seeing the elements of the story. 

A plot line with twists and turns? Check!

Well-developed characters with sound goals, motivations, and conflicts? A believable character arc? Check, Check!

I may have been watching a movie, but for once I was tuned into the framework of what made Romancing The Stonesuch a phenomenal movie. This was studying, but BETTER. Kind of like back in college when I would tape note cards with study questions to the individual milking stations. Wipe off a cow’s udder and read a question. Hook the cow up to the milk claw and read the answer. Of course, by the end of my shift the cards were completely dirty, but it was still studying made easy! Ok, so I was a bit of dork, but I did very well on tests considering by the time most students got to class, I’d been up since 2am studying. Ha!

It was fun and very enlightening to apply what I’ve been learning about craft and writing. (I’m just thankful I didn’t have to get covered in muck to do it!)

I’ve been actively pursing writing for just about a year and a half and never would I have thought there was so much that went to crafting a good story. In a way, I’ve had to attack the learning curve in pretty much the same fashion I did when chasing my degree. I was tenacious and very, very driven. It’s why almost 8 years later, I can still recall the percentages of how much water and solids make up milk. Or what the length of a pig’s pregnancy is. (It’s 87% water to 13% solids and 3months, 3weeks, and 3days, by the way. lol)

It’s kind of weird how things just slide into place and then smack us upside the head. I think one of the most important tidbits I’ve picked up about writing is to never EVER stop paying attention. Never stop learning. There is always room for improvement!

So,  the next time you need a slap shot to get your thinker-tinking, take a break and watch your favorite flick. You never know what you’ll walk away with.

What about you? Do you find ways to apply the cache of writing skills you’ve honed to everyday life? Better yet, how do you keep your passion for writing alive?

For more on Sarah Simas, check out her blog,  The Lovestruck Novice. Or Friday Night Write, a blog she shares with her critique group.

Oh, My . . .What Big Goals You Have!

Monday, January 4th, 2010

Are you packing a pedometer in your pocket? A word count widget in your Windows? What about a calendar crammed in your Coach clutch?

If you’re now sporting any one of these “apps”, you’ve caught the fever . . .the Resolution fever, that is!

A new year offers us a chance to wipe the slate clean. Shake the stink off, if you will. Whether it’s ‘tightening the belt’ on a latte habit or just getting to the point where you CAN tighten your belt, the object to better ourselves remains the same.

We tattoo our good intentions on our walls using Disney Princess markers, sparkles, and bright construction paper- anything to remind us to stay positive. (ok, maybe not you, but I think glitter really does jazz things up a bit.) To our hubby’s horror, a new woman has emerge, one who rummages through closets, guts garages, and champions vegetables he hasn’t eaten since he was a toddler!

No matter the vice being vanquished, there’s one important thing to remember: BE REALISTIC!

The truth of the matter is that by March the only people still excited over ‘the winds of change’ are the gym owners driving new H2 Hummers and counting all the new ’unused’ contracts. Let’s face it, like any other relationship; ambition has a Honeymoon phase, too. Three months of getting up at 4am to let Jillian Michaels beat your booty into a pair of size 6 Bongo Jeans circa 1987 is probably the equivalent amount of time it takes for new bride’s the thrill of washing her man’s unmentionables to wear off.   

If inspiration came in bottle, even if it tasted like scummy pond water, we’d all be bellied up to the bar going, “Please, sir, may I have some more?”

 

Life is a crazy whirlwind of organized chaos! The goals we set for ourselves HAVE to fit within the parameters of our schedules. When it comes to goals, the more isn’t always the merrier. Sure, we may want to train for a marathon, take three online writing classes, judge two contests, volunteer at our kids’ schools, and write 2K a day, but is that feasible? Is that sane?

I don’t think Wonder Woman could lasso such a tall order.

After years and years of heaping strict rules and conditions upon myself, I’ve finally figured out moderation is the best policy. My goals for 2010 are simple and (hopefully) stress-free. I even came up with my own motto for success!

“Writing THE END in 2010!”

I know, i know! It’s cheesy, but what the heck, right?! If late night “info-mericals” for animal print wear-able blankets and over-tanned work-out gurus peddling six-pack abs can have jingles, why can’t I? J

It’s been a little over a year since I started writing and I spent a lot of it second guessing my abilities. I’ve committed myself to a very attainable word count goal of 300-600 words a day. My wonderful and darling hubby gifted me with a mini-PC this Christmas. Now, I have the ability to write during all my son’s speech therapy sessions and my daughter’s dance classes. No excuses! Plus, I’m opting NOT to get a wireless modem. No email. No Google. No chance to goof off! The time has come to grab a chair and saddle up!

Before we break out into a chorus of “Rawhide”, let me ask you . . .

What’s YOUR #1 goal for 2010 and what’s your game plan for success?

 

To learn more about Sarah, click on over to her blog, The Lovestruck Novice or see what her critique group, Friday Night Write, is dishing up.

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